No longer mild nor in the country

I make stuff to sell which enable me to buy stuff to make even more stuff
Pug Ugly T-Shirt
For all you Pug lovers out there, a design inspired by my daughter PB who is a self proclaimed Connoisseur of Pugs :)

Pug Ugly T-Shirt

For all you Pug lovers out there, a design inspired by my daughter PB who is a self proclaimed Connoisseur of Pugs :)

With Winter on it’s way, old King Robert decided to make a bit of extra cash on the side to swell the Kings Landing coffers.Big Bob Baratheon’s BBQ Shack has all the stuff you will need for a corking Westerosi BBQ.Anyone for leg of wildling?
Buy the shirts here

With Winter on it’s way, old King Robert decided to make a bit of extra cash on the side to swell the Kings Landing coffers.

Big Bob Baratheon’s BBQ Shack has all the stuff you will need for a corking Westerosi BBQ.

Anyone for leg of wildling?

Buy the T-Shirts here

Buy the shirts here

Much fun at the beach today, in the sea for 9:00am, lots of sand eels, shrimps and jelly fish, plus a great walk around Bridlington last night

I have now got the inspiration I need to create a masterpiece, this is me all inspired, still missing the front tooth as you can see :)

I have now got the inspiration I need to create a masterpiece, this is me all inspired, still missing the front tooth as you can see :)

Mom Tattoo competition entry shirt#2

Mom Tattoo competition entry shirt#2

Get your Kustom, Bad News Travels Fast - Emily Maqet here

Get your Kustom, Bad News Travels Fast - Emily Maqet here

Birthday present for a very cool zombie obsessed pal, you will find her@lisalovescheese

Birthday present for a very cool zombie obsessed pal, you will find her
@lisalovescheese

T-Shirt I’ve created to help raise some funds for the village I live in, we have an old Hall that is in the process of being renovated, thought this was better than a coffee morning.
The hall is called Firbeck Hall

T-Shirt I’ve created to help raise some funds for the village I live in, we have an old Hall that is in the process of being renovated, thought this was better than a coffee morning.

The hall is called Firbeck Hall

The Bonny Lass of Anglesey by ~Johnny-Sputnik
Next shirt in my Traditional Folk Song range, thought Id go a bit Disneyesque with the heroine.

The story tells of a King who is about to be invaded by 15 Lords, worried he is going to lose everything he sends for a fighter, in the song it is a girl.

Below are the lyrics.

There he sits and there he stands,
Alone and oh what a frightened king is he.
Fifteen lords have all come down
To dance and gain the victory.

Our king he keeps a good treasure
And he keeps it locked with a silver key,
But fifteen lords have all come down
To dance his gold and his lands away.

There he stands at the castle high
And oh so loud, so loud I heard him cry:
“Go saddle your horse and bring to me
The bonny lass of Anglesey!”

Some rode North and some rode South,
There was some to the East they rode straightway.
Spied her there on the mountain high,
The bonny lass of Anglesey.

Up she starts as white as the milk
Between the king and all of his company,
Cries, “What is the price I have to ask
If I do gain the victory?”

“Fifteen ploughs, a house and a mill
I will give to thee till the day thou dies,
The fairest knight in all my court
To take your husband for to be.”

“Fifteen ploughs, a house and a mill,
Come now that’s no prize for the victory.
And there’s no knight in all your court
That shall have me as a wife to be.”

Up she starts as white as the milk;
She danced light as a leaf on the broken sea
Till fifteen lords all cried aloud
For the bonny lass of Anglesey.

She’s taken fifteen one by one,
Saying, “Sweet kind sir, will you dance with me?”
But e’er it’s ten o’clock o’ the night
They gave it o’er right shamefully.

But up and rose the fifteenth knight
And oh what an angry man was he;
He laid aside his buckler and sword
Before he strode so manfully.

And he’s danced high and he’s danced low,
And he has danced the livelong day.
He said, “My feet shall be my death
E’er she gains the victory.”

“Oh my feet shall be my death
E’er this lass do gain the victory.”
But e’er it’s ten o’clock o’ the morn
He gave it o’er right shamefully.

She’s taken the king all by the hand,
Saying, “Sweet kind sir, will you walk with me.”
But e’er the king has gone one step
She’s danced his gold and his land away.

Saying, “Fifteen ploughs, a house and a mill,
Come now that’s no price for the victory.”
And away she’s gone with his treasure,
The bonny lass of Anglesey.

She’s taken all their bucklers swords,
She’s taken all their gold and their bright money
And back to the mountain she’s away,
The bonny lass of Anglesey.

There’s fifteen lords come a-swaggering down
For to dance and gain the victory,
But fifteen lords and one high king
Go all ragged and bare today.

The Bonny Lass of Anglesey by ~Johnny-Sputnik

Next shirt in my Traditional Folk Song range, thought Id go a bit Disneyesque with the heroine.

The story tells of a King who is about to be invaded by 15 Lords, worried he is going to lose everything he sends for a fighter, in the song it is a girl.

Below are the lyrics.

There he sits and there he stands,

Alone and oh what a frightened king is he.

Fifteen lords have all come down

To dance and gain the victory.

Our king he keeps a good treasure

And he keeps it locked with a silver key,

But fifteen lords have all come down

To dance his gold and his lands away.

There he stands at the castle high

And oh so loud, so loud I heard him cry:

“Go saddle your horse and bring to me

The bonny lass of Anglesey!”

Some rode North and some rode South,

There was some to the East they rode straightway.

Spied her there on the mountain high,

The bonny lass of Anglesey.

Up she starts as white as the milk

Between the king and all of his company,

Cries, “What is the price I have to ask

If I do gain the victory?”

“Fifteen ploughs, a house and a mill

I will give to thee till the day thou dies,

The fairest knight in all my court

To take your husband for to be.”

“Fifteen ploughs, a house and a mill,

Come now that’s no prize for the victory.

And there’s no knight in all your court

That shall have me as a wife to be.”

Up she starts as white as the milk;

She danced light as a leaf on the broken sea

Till fifteen lords all cried aloud

For the bonny lass of Anglesey.

She’s taken fifteen one by one,

Saying, “Sweet kind sir, will you dance with me?”

But e’er it’s ten o’clock o’ the night

They gave it o’er right shamefully.

But up and rose the fifteenth knight

And oh what an angry man was he;

He laid aside his buckler and sword

Before he strode so manfully.

And he’s danced high and he’s danced low,

And he has danced the livelong day.

He said, “My feet shall be my death

E’er she gains the victory.”

“Oh my feet shall be my death

E’er this lass do gain the victory.”

But e’er it’s ten o’clock o’ the morn

He gave it o’er right shamefully.

She’s taken the king all by the hand,

Saying, “Sweet kind sir, will you walk with me.”

But e’er the king has gone one step

She’s danced his gold and his land away.

Saying, “Fifteen ploughs, a house and a mill,

Come now that’s no price for the victory.”

And away she’s gone with his treasure,

The bonny lass of Anglesey.

She’s taken all their bucklers swords,

She’s taken all their gold and their bright money

And back to the mountain she’s away,

The bonny lass of Anglesey.

There’s fifteen lords come a-swaggering down

For to dance and gain the victory,

But fifteen lords and one high king

Go all ragged and bare today.

He he, poor old Danny, she really wanted a Lannister Gold shirt, should’ve gone to RedBubble :)

He he, poor old Danny, she really wanted a Lannister Gold shirt, should’ve gone to RedBubble :)

Who’s joining me in the mosh pit \m/

Who’s joining me in the mosh pit \m/

"Old School All Electric Tattoo" iPhone & iPod Cases by satansbrand | RedBubble

"Old School All Electric Tattoo" iPhone & iPod Cases by satansbrand | RedBubble

Illustration of the village me and me family are living in now, we have moved to a lovely rural village called Firbeck where we have kicked back a bit and started to live a lot more healthier lifestyle.
As well as veg and fruit growing we plan to make stuff to sell at markets and the like.
These are ramblings from my lighter and more rural side, it makes a change from my darker side
Ill post all sorts of crap now from pics of stuff we’ve made and grown and stuff i see out and about whilst walking me dog.
See you soon

Illustration of the village me and me family are living in now, we have moved to a lovely rural village called Firbeck where we have kicked back a bit and started to live a lot more healthier lifestyle.

As well as veg and fruit growing we plan to make stuff to sell at markets and the like.

These are ramblings from my lighter and more rural side, it makes a change from my darker side

Ill post all sorts of crap now from pics of stuff we’ve made and grown and stuff i see out and about whilst walking me dog.

See you soon